You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn’t black and white, good and bad, and you try to do the right thing.
You might not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, fuck it, I don’t care what you think. I’m trying to do the right thing.
I’m tired of Republican-Democrat politics. They can take the job and shove it. I come from a blue-collar background. I’m trying to do the right thing, and that’s where I’m going with this."
Republican Senator Roy McDonald of New York on the issue of gay marriage. (via minusmanhattan)
Let it be known: I want to kiss a Republican.
YES. EXACTLY THIS.
An Open Letter To All The Politicians Talking About Whether Or Not Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan Is A Lesbian
First of all, boring.
Second of all, should this even matter?
And third of all, of course she’s a lesbian.
Have you seen any stock photos of her? It looks like Obama nominated a cross-country UPS driver to be a Supreme Court Justice. This woman’s face is literally the world’s collective go-to-image of “lesbian”. Doing improv comedy for years, if I was ever labeled a lesbian in a scene, I would automatically picture what Elena Kagan looks like and I had never seen her until this year.
And why are you politicians pretending like you don’t know if she’s gay or not? You all spend your nights at gay clubs; all you have to do is leave the dance floor for one goddamn second and go to the designated lesbian corner near the coats and look for her. How hard can that be? Jesus Christ.
And this is so boring. It’s all just so fucking tedious. I feel like this whole gay issue in the media and in politics is just like the first six episodes of Season Three of LOST, where they were just in those goddamn cages forever. It’s like “we get it, they’re in a cage, they have to push buttons for food — who the fuck is the motherfucking smoke monster supposed to be? Let’s talk about something real!”.
This whole letter is genius. Click through to read the whole thing.