I know it’s not Throwback Thursday but I just came across this old post and it made me laugh.

I know it’s not Throwback Thursday but I just came across this old post and it made me laugh.

(Source: dears)

Party rats, ideal for night blogging!

Party rats, ideal for night blogging!

I went to the doctor today because I thought I hurt my back at Tuesday’s practice. Turns out my back is fine but I have a kidney infection. I thought the pain in my back was what was making me sweaty but it turns out that no, it was the fever of 102℉. Fuck.
Lucky for me I have friends who offer great medical advice. (And yes, I realize I spelled Ron’s name incorrectly.)

I went to the doctor today because I thought I hurt my back at Tuesday’s practice. Turns out my back is fine but I have a kidney infection. I thought the pain in my back was what was making me sweaty but it turns out that no, it was the fever of 102℉. Fuck.

Lucky for me I have friends who offer great medical advice. (And yes, I realize I spelled Ron’s name incorrectly.)

I don’t even have words for this.

Me + Joe = Giant Dorks

  • Me: I'll be a little later than I thought but not much.
  • Joe: Cool. I'm just chillin' against my car like James Dean no big deal.
  • Me: []D [] []V[] []D
  • Joe: Whoa..I'm in a yahoo chat room circa 1997??
  • Me: Nope, AOL
  • Me: a/s/l?
  • Joe: Ah..the 4chan of the 90s.
  • Joe: 27/m/Cougartown, USA. You?
  • Me: 15/f/Actually-a-dude-ville
  • Joe: Wanna cyber?
Invisible Joe is keeping me entertained on this long road trip. Thanks for putting up with my lame jokes, J.

Invisible Joe is keeping me entertained on this long road trip. Thanks for putting up with my lame jokes, J.

Can’t stand RZ.

Can’t stand RZ.

And this is why you should stay out of your parents’ stuff.

And this is why you should stay out of your parents’ stuff.

I don’t know what’s happening here but I know it scares me.

I don’t know what’s happening here but I know it scares me.

I thought Gucci’s tattoo was bad, this is significantly more horrid
Um, you know that shit it permanent, right?
Edit: I didn’t even notice it was spelled wrong until Warmgun pointed it out!

I thought Gucci’s tattoo was bad, this is significantly more horrid

Um, you know that shit it permanent, right?

Edit: I didn’t even notice it was spelled wrong until Warmgun pointed it out!

The fuck did you say?

The fuck did you say?

Mmmmm, bacon.

Mmmmm, bacon.

Boat Pictures and Sailboat Photos
Oh, Oral Roberts, you and your miracle spout…

Oh, Oral Roberts, you and your miracle spout…