This just made me laugh so hard I snorted my tea.

This just made me laugh so hard I snorted my tea.

I was using one squat rack and two giant guys were using the other one. Here was there conversation:

  • Muscle-head 1: So what've you been eatin?
  • Muscle-head 2: Lotta low-fat shit. Chicken, cottage cheese, salads and shit.
  • Muscle-head 1: Dude, chickens evolved from fuckin' dinosaurs!
  • Muscle-head 2: Whoa. What?
  • Muscle-head 1: Yeah man, read it the other fuckin' day. Fuckin' chickens used to be giant fuckin' dinosaurs!
  • Muscle-head 2: Fuck yeah man. No wonder I feel so strong.