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azizisbored:

Ladies and gentlemen, the best Mortal Kombat back tattoo I’ve ever seen.

The Pongo

Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway

A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night has left thousands of residents in the north of the country baffled.

Witnesses from Trøndelag to Finnmark compared the amazing sight to anything from a Russian rocket to a meteor or a shock wave - although no one appears to have mentioned UFOs yet.

The phenomenon began when what appeared to be a blue light seemed to soar up from behind a mountain. It stopped mid-air, then began to circulate.

Smell it!

Ummmm, what?

WTF??

WTF?

Um, what the fuck?

Mommy, why is the seat sticky?

Worst ride name ever.

1.- WTF! The most repeated sentence in code reviews… (via Programmers top 10 sentences)

Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night. (via Snake with foot found in China - Telegraph)

Dear evolution,
Do not want.
kthxbai

I’m actually surprised there’s not a weird taxidermy tumblr.

(via 11 Funniest Pictures of Animals Photoshopped Together)

Squirrel, bat, ram

symphonyno2ineminor:

i want a shark bird.

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This thing gave me goosebumps.