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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I have a friend and I love to send him things I find out on the interwebs.  It’s good; we have a very similar sense of humor and, truth be told, I miss him during the day so I feel better when I send him these little tidbits.  The problem?  I feel like I send him a frillion emails a day and I don’t want to pester him.  The solution?  Instead of emailing him, make a tumblr post and pester the whole world.</description><title>Dear S</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dears)</generator><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>falsefacts:

There is a magical spell for taming squirrels.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksozzeIrcP1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://falsefacts.tumblr.com/post/234996923/there-is-a-magical-spell-for-taming-squirrels" target="_blank"&gt;falsefacts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;There is a magical spell for taming squirrels.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236022547</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236022547</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:33:35 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>squirrel</category></item><item><title>Ceci n’est pas une pipe.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksq2uxbflr1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://musselsoppansvanner.blogspot.com/2009/11/this-isnt-pipe-either.html" target="_blank"&gt;Ceci n’est pas une pipe&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236022368</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236022368</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:33:17 -0500</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>puppy</category></item><item><title>sweetchrysanthemum</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnqbszeYJ1qzpf1fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sweetchrysanthemum.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;sweetchrysanthemum&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236022214</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236022214</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:33:00 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category></item><item><title>Hark!  A Vagrant</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspjhlDYiN1qz6f9yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.qwantz.com/harkavagrant/index.php?comic=6" target="_blank"&gt;Hark!  A Vagrant&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236022034</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236022034</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:32:44 -0500</pubDate><category>comic</category></item><item><title>August First</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksqwhzPoyS1qz96sho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://augustfirst.typepad.com/augustfirst/2009/08/cinnamon-rolls.html" target="_blank"&gt;August First&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236021829</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236021829</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:32:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a id="fs_1" title='"number 2"' href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/49968232@N00/3334858673" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="number 2" title="number 2" src="http://static.flickr.com/3371/3334858673_81abd4e1ef_t.jpg" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236001729</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/236001729</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Vegas</category><category>Countdown</category></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a id="fs_1" title='"Jade Green Three"' href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/93382027@N00/3239932754" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="Jade Green Three" title="Jade Green Three" src="http://static.flickr.com/3463/3239932754_fe3c8de67c_t.jpg" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/235004960</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/235004960</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Vegas</category><category>Countdown</category></item><item><title>Ridiculous IM conversations between kapi and topherchris</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ricbkat.tumblr.com/"&gt;Ridiculous IM conversations between kapi and topherchris&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kapi.tumblr.com/post/234252006/ridiculous-im-conversations-between-kapi-and" target="_blank"&gt;kapi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is probably a bad idea.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234662896</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234662896</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:29:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>J'ai une âme solitaire.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://symphonyno2ineminor.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;symphonyno2ineminor&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234662805</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234662805</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:29:43 -0500</pubDate><category>twin peaks</category></item><item><title>Survive the Road</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.survivetheroadgame.com/"&gt;Survive the Road&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;WTF?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234236846</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234236846</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:26:33 -0500</pubDate><category>WTF</category><category>the road</category></item><item><title>I love the chipmunk at 0:36.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3n6GYolfWug&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3n6GYolfWug&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love the chipmunk at 0:36.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234236386</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234236386</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:26:02 -0500</pubDate><category>chipmunk</category><category>monkeys</category><category>birds</category><category>BBC</category></item><item><title>"Furiously masturbating” is redundant, as all masturbation is furious."</title><description>““Furiously masturbating” is redundant, as all masturbation is furious.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/FakeAPStylebook/status/5456938611" target="_blank"&gt;Twitter / Fake AP Stylebook&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234138949</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234138949</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:12:57 -0500</pubDate><category>twitter</category></item><item><title>"If you are demanding registration before checkout, you need to cease this practice immediately. It..."</title><description>“If you are demanding registration before checkout, you need to cease this practice immediately. It is costing you a fortune.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.asktog.com/columns/081Registration.html" target="_blank"&gt;Tog: How to Achieve Painless Registration&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234130900</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/234130900</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:01:29 -0500</pubDate><category>true story</category></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a id="fs_1" title='"4"' href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/92709190@N00/3471148261" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="4" title="4" src="http://static.flickr.com/3387/3471148261_4bfba67fdc_t.jpg" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233958896</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233958896</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Vegas</category><category>Countdown</category></item><item><title>Instructional diagrams for complete assholes</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmfo0TqHN1qz96sho1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html" target="_blank"&gt;Instructional diagrams for complete assholes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233623442</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233623442</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:38:24 -0500</pubDate><category>rage</category><category>lobster</category></item><item><title>I am in love with this fox, I have named him hop-a-long.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l5YIa1NOByo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l5YIa1NOByo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am in love with this fox, I have named him hop-a-long.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233621915</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233621915</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:36:42 -0500</pubDate><category>fox</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmcxe0cV21qz9bwro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233621385</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233621385</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:36:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Figure 1</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmfjrLuaS1qz96sho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://figure-1.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/07/less-and-less.html" target="_blank"&gt;Figure 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233621278</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233621278</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:35:51 -0500</pubDate><category>art</category></item><item><title>Cookie was an OG, a straight up pimp.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm9eltxfK1qz96sho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cookie was an OG, a straight up pimp.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233508304</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233508304</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:23:08 -0500</pubDate><category>cookie moster</category><category>og</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm8rq4F5G1qz96sho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233494973</link><guid>http://dears.tumblr.com/post/233494973</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:09:00 -0500</pubDate><category>chang</category><category>nom</category><category>meehan</category></item></channel></rss>
