Dear S

I have a friend and I love to send him things I find out on the interwebs. It's good; we have a very similar sense of humor and, truth be told, I miss him during the day so I feel better when I send him these little tidbits. The problem? I feel like I send him a frillion emails a day and I don't want to pester him. The solution? Instead of emailing him, make a tumblr post and pester the whole world.

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Jul 21

“0-1 tattoos, 0-1 beers a month: Road Cyclist
1-3 tattoos, 1-2 beers a day: Offroad Cyclist
3-5 tattoos, non-earlobe piercing, 1-2 beers an hour: Urban Fixed-Gear Cyclist
5-8 tattoos, multiple non-earlobe piercings, 12 beers an hour: Messenger, Polo Player, Marijuana Salesperson
8+ or tattoos above the neck, multiple piercings in the crotchal region, 1-2 bottles of isopropyl a day, bedbugs: Tall Bike Rider, Squatter
Fake tattoos, faux-hawk: Euro-pro, e.g. Damiano Cunego” Bike Snob NYC: Read All About It: Bikes Both Fun and Useful, Media Reveals (via cakeface)

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