Tawny Kitaen
I’d correct her grammar and spelling, but I’m afraid she’d try to hit me.
Or maybe, to show you who’s boss, you’d wake up one morning to find her dancing on your car.
Bring it on, bitch. I’m watching you.
This from a woman who made her name by writhing on the hood of David Coverdale’s Jaguar in a Whitesnake video.
I don’t know, Tawny, I kind of think they’re brilliant… Maybe if they let you dance on a car in one of their videos, you...
I know when I want to know if a band is good I always consult the crappy actress who danced on the hoods of cars in...
Or maybe, to show you who’s boss, you’d wake up one morning to find her dancing on your car.
If the band doesn’t have a car to dance on top of, it’s just not worth her time…
It’s really cute how...still doesn’t know she’s officially irrelevant years old.