i fell asleep watching the country music channel-- i woke up racist.
daniel tosh Via bait and switch
Expect me to answer “I do not know, human” to every one of your tumblr questions from now on.
(via lilykily:unicornshoes)
Normally I’d take the extra 30 seconds to pixelate someone’s last name and personal email address, but I don’t think someone who would send this email to a stranger about a free web service will mind.
Most of the emails I get are very nice, but occasionally one slips through that makes me question what, exactly, convinced someone that writing and sending it would be productive.
What a douche knuckle.
About Me
I have a friend and I love to send him things I find out on the interwebs. It's good; we have a very similar sense of humor and, truth be told, I miss him during the day so I feel better when I send him these little tidbits. The problem? I feel like I send him a frillion emails a day and I don't want to pester him. The solution? Instead of emailing him, make a tumblr post and pester the whole world.
