September 2011
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Sandwich Stories: Oyster Po’Boy (by SAVEUR.com) When we go to New Orleans we’ll visit my grandpa and I’ll buy you your first oyster po’boy. I know I’ve made shrimp ones at home but it’s not the same as eating it in Louisiana.
Sep 30th
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“Heady Topper will be the end of me.”
– Me
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uncheyned asked: I know I'm late to the party, but I only recently saw "Whip It". Just curious if you've seen it and what your thoughts are. How does it stack up to reality?
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The 10 Most Obscure Archer Jokes Explained →
Sep 22nd
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Tumblr should have a roller derby team...
missdeville: Cuz I have a feeling if we had even HALF of the roller girls I follow on here on a roster we’d kind of kick some serious ass. I wanna play with you guyz! Fuck yes, this!
Sep 22nd
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Honest-to-god conversation with a new client
clientsfromhell: Client: “I hate the color yellow. Don’t ever use it. Nothing good has ever been yellow: urine, dead skin, um, hippy’s shirts, the desert… you get the point.” Me: “What about lions?” Client: “Lions are just fruity tigers.”
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“I love you more than pork *and* I love you more than I love eating rabbit.”
– Me
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“I have married broken spoke charging smoke wheels Spit and swallowed opioids”
– I like the new Wilco song as much as the next plaid-wearing 401(k) holder, but this could have come from a javascript Jeff Tweedy lyrics generator. (via yourmonkeycalled)
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“Some people have a way with words. Other people… not have way.”
– Steve Martin 
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“ During Sex, When Changing Positions, Shout Out “EROTO-BOTS!...”
– The Best Sentence Ever
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