December 2009
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Your Annual Guide To Holiday Romance →
johncarney:
It’s that time of year when even the most independent of lads can get a little desperate for more companionship than one can find in the bottom of a bottle of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey. If I thought it would make any difference, I’d tell you that you should avoid becoming involved with the lasses during this season. It’s just too dangerous, and will almost certainly lead to disaster....
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“No. Tell ‘em we’re not doing Christmas dinner at a casino…...”
– Shit my dad says
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“Binion’s to close all 365 rooms, lay off 100 workers”
– Las Vegas Sun (via eastcoastgambler)
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November 2009
“Americans ate an estimated 3 billion bagels at home last year, an average of...”
– Bagel Danger
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“Frank knew how to hold a note, his liquor, and a dame.”
– Drew Friedman draws Frank Sinatra - Boing Boing
I just love this sentence.
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Fuck Yeah Girls & Bikes! →
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“Can you re-upload the photos on my site? I think they are fading from so many...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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"It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use... →
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“Know who doesn’t love swearing? Mother fucking twats, that’s who....”
– Twitter / Emily: @helloyarn Know who doesn’ …
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Watchdanmeth:
Happy Thanksgiving: P-Cok! Well, i’ve never made a cartoon about turkeys so peacocks are the next best thing.
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“I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.
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