January 2009
My friends Pat and Luis are spinning at the 1/2 tonight. The name of the show is my 2 Dads.
Tastes like chicken
1 Scepticism is effortful and costly. It is better to be sceptical about matters...
– Times Online
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Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being...
– F*** My Life
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Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on...
– Rachel Maddow (via uoma)
Scotch tape, either change your name or get me drunk. I nearly choked last...
– Stephen Colbert (via soupsoup)
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A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s penis as he was trying to rape...
– Raccoon bites off rapist’s penis | The Daily Telegraph
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I just ordered a big Mexican at Uncommon.
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